Amsterdam Clinic Weekend 2007

From drizzly, sexy Scotland we turn our attention to drizzly, sexy Amsterdam, where hundreds of latex- and rubber-clad revelers convened last week to discuss the urgencies of public health care reform at fetishwear emporium Absolute Danny's Clinic Weekend and fetish party. OK, so public health care reform wasn't really the focus of this particular brand of Clinic ... but we're pretty sure we spotted some sexy bondage nurses in globe trotting photographer Michael Diamond's exhaustive coverage of the event, along with dildo-wielding mistresses, live masturbation shows, erotic self-mutilation performances (don;t worry, the blood was fake), milk-lapping babes in rubber kittysuits, and more sexy Japanese schoolgirl uniforms than you can shake your flogger at.

With wellness incentives like these, we might have to get ourselves to Amsterdam for their next event instead of pestering our HMO to address our chronic carpel tunnel issues; if this job is going to make our wrists hurt anyway, we might as well get some sexy bondage nurses to help us take care of them.

· Amsterdam Clinic Weekend 2007 + Clinic 2007 Gallery (erosartist.com)
· Amsterdam Clinic Weekend (clinicweekend.com)
· Fetish and Erotic Wear by Absolute Danny (absolutedanny.com)

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Previously: Human Furniture That You Can't Get At IKEA, NYC Cooch Party Report: Freak Out For A Cause, Meet ShinyAline (And Friends): Freaks Inside, Fetish Sphere Encircles You With Smut, Martin Parr: Sex In Amsterdam, Preview: "O: The Power of Submission", Fetish Nation, Submission Sisters