“Mom’s Cuckold 12”: What Cock Through Yonder Wifey Bangs?

It is the plumber, Jon Jon, and India Summer is the ebb'd pipe. And we guess that makes India's husband the unused bottle of Drano that never seems to quite get the job done no matter how much you pour down the sink.

Look, guys, right now in New York it's 98 degrees but it officially "feels like" 114. I can't be doing this right now. All I want to do is drink this chocolate ice cream/iced coffee concoction I made while singing R. Kelly jams next to the fan. ("I'm frozen thanks to Jacob the Jeweler.") But I do love the plots to these scenes, so here we go.

Austin Taylor's dog won't stop barking, and it's starting to piss off the neighbors. Nat Turnher goes over to complain, but he has to deal with Austin's man--a man described by the back of the box as "Austin's pussy for a husband." Now, we immediately thought that meant Austin's husband is her vagina, which is awesome, but no, it's that guy in the black and white stripes looking like a referee. Said hubby's behavior is so displeasing to both Nat and Austin that the blonde whips Nat's massive boner from his pants and begins riding it nice and slow in front of her man's face. Meanwhile, where is the dog?

Nikki Sexx is the host for a sweet exchange student named Jon Jon (fact: Jon Jon is from San Diego, but who cares) and the two of them get along just dandily. One day, her husband comes home in a huff and starts sassing Nikki with some bullshit that she has neither time nor patience to deal with. To drive this point home, Nikki lets Jon roughly fuck her on the couch--choking and spanking her freely--as the hubby watches. This isn't just cuckolding, this is an international incident. Nikki needs to be treated like a goddess, and only this foreigner can do it for her. Take that, America, with your matrimony and your inadequate dongs.

Jon Jon shows up in India Summer's scene as the plumber going to "fix her pipes," and we'd like to think that this happens after his time with Nikki. What he learned in Nikki's household he takes with him every day on the job, so when his drain unclogging skills impressive a fine foxy MILF like India, he knows how to escalate the situation into some no holds-barred cuckoldry. The award for Best Upset Hubby Face goes to India's man in this scene, but we do see him crack a smile once when Nikki lies across his lap and lets Jon Jon fill her with dick.

All right. Now it's back to ice cream/coffee time. I have cuckolded every other beverage in the house with my love for this mix.

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