It's scientifically proven that taking breaks during particularly stressful times of the workday increase productivity and happiness*. But why reach for a bag of baby carrots when you could reach for your girlfriend, turn her around, and have her ride you reverse cowgirl? You don't even have to leave your office chair! Now that's maximum efficiency. And sexiness. Which is also important in the workplace.
Or at least in ours it is! That's a total given though. Basically our whole life is NSFW. We belong in an office full of chairs spinning with the momentum of cowgirl bangin'. Now that would really clear our heads and let us think free.
*not proven
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