Although if there were a way to combine the two, that would make for an entertaining spectator sport. Especially in comparison to our weekend of forced golf-watching. Yeah, we need some naked cartwheels in our life. Could they make that part of the whole golf tradition, too? Flag girls and caddies and stuff should have to work in a little clothesless gymnastics to help keep that crowd awake. And we're still solemn enough to celebrate them with a quiet, respectable clap.
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