We're inventing a new term and we hope you like it: yachtopless. It's when you're on a yacht and you have to go topless because fuck it, you're on a yacht. We first studied this condition in Kate Moss, but it's plain to see that's it's spreading to babes of all walks of life (that is: all walks of life that can afford to vacation on yachts, which really doesn't include very many walks).