The Perfect Wankin’ Chair

Okay, we can't help but be a little weirded out that this chair looks pretty much exactly like Steve's plush seat from Blue's Clues... but we guess when dude and dog are away, babes can play! Vehemently banging oneself with a dildo is way, way more fun than checking the mail, too, we don't care what kinda package you're expecting.

Unless, uh, it's an even bigger and better dildo. In that case getting the mail may be more fun. But it would only be a few minutes (depending on charge style) before we'd be right back spread across the chair, wankin' away with our new friend. Someone should give us a cable show, right? Look at the fun stuff we'd do!

· pleasuring myself on the red chair (pornhub.com)