Earn Your Miles On PervAir

Sometimes we long for the good ol' days of air travel -- you know, when meals were free and plentiful, when you could light up a stogie in the aisle (or actually maybe not that), and when stewardesses implored you to look at their pussies midflight. Whatever happened to airlines putting the customer first?

We'd give up all the tiny packets of little crappy peanuts in the world to get aboard this flight. The hours just melt away as stewardess (and steward!) put on a fap show for the passengers. Striving for a group mile high club counts, too!

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