Melissa Debling Is Gonna Get You Poolside Laid

Hitting on people by the pool seems like a sensible thing to do, right? Everybody's out there with their fleshy parts, getting wet, being physical n' shit, so if there's a time for lingering glances to develop into something more, that must be it. Still, it can be a quagmire of awkward interactions, so bikini-aficionado Melissa Debling is here to give you some help!

First thing to know: get your swim suit on lock. Melissa doesn't like big board shorts, nor does she approve of Speedos. The only thing that's acceptable are short-shorts. Seems reasonable, right? The weirdest suggestion is that dudes should bring speakers and play music by the pool to attract attention. Melissa specifically says "good upbeat house" will catch her ears. We beg of you to not do this.

· Via Top Babes Blog (topbabesblog.org)