Skippin’ Class And Gettin’ Ass

If we were on a campus tour and the dorm exploration section included bursting into a scene like this, we'd probs sign ourselves away with early acceptance (or at least try to jump in). We're sold -- slutty co-ed brethren are more valuable to us than a stellar planetarium! Bone now; study later... now that's a school motto that really resonates.

It's not as hard as you might think! You may want to get all fancy with those twin-XL sheets, your electric hot pot, and a sick-ass loft for your bed, but all you really need to get your dorm rockin' is a rolling chair and fellow slutty co-ed. These are the secrets the guides don't tell you!

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