“Sexy Student Bodies” Major In Physical Education

With August here, we are all too aware of the fact that school will soon be starting. (None of us Fleshbotters are students, but still, that rhythm gets ingrained in your brain.) Though that means worry and woe for the collegiate of the world, it also means lots of young attractive people will be in proximity to each other. Therefore, fucking!

Most of you are probably free from the educational stage of life, but fret not, for you too can enjoy the frivolous fucks of freshmen. Back to school sales are a great time to stock up on office supplies for your job; the August resurgence of college-girl porn is a great time to layer naked babes on top of your college memories.

We are very much like college students in that we read into things way too heavily. For example, we're convinced that Brooklyn Chase's scene has serious socio-economic symbolism. She, with her backpack and flip-flops, shows up in a lavish mansion with Ramon Nomar, who is dressed in a full business regalia. He is not a student, this is probably his home that Brooklyn is visiting, and yet of all the comfy places in the house, he chooses to eat her ass at the bottom of the stairs. Sure, Brooklyn pulls his tongue deeper inside her by yanking on his tie and rides him hard, but Ramon is wealthier (and perhaps older) and ultimately in control, and if you look closely, you'll see they climb the stairs as Ramon pounds her pussy in increasingly complex positions. There's clearly a social climbing/economic subjugation thing going on. If you really want to take this too far, you could say this is about Wall Street fucking students over through painful loans and the crippled economy. (We don't want to take it that far.)

And what of Adriana Chechik? We don't detect any symbolism as obvious as the stuff in Brooklyn's scene, but still, she's clearly working out in the home gym of Ramon Nomar (that rich scoundrel) before he comes over and gives her something real to sweat about. What kind of student would have her own place like that? Perhaps we're overlooking the possibility that the ladies are rich and Ramon merely mooching off them as he munches upon them. Everyone's attire suggests otherwise, and the way Adriana blows Ramon as he leans back in his chair has the distinct look of office relations to it. We suppose that argument could fall apart, depending on who sucks first. (Not Greedo.)

If nothing else, "Sexy Student Bodies" reminds us of the days when we tried to date girls from class only to find out they were all entangled with dudes in their mid-30s who had houses and cars and gyms and staircases and shit.

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