Spank-A-Babe

Instead of church bells gaily ringing out the hour, we'd prefer to celebrate with the melodic peal of babe-spankin'. We think it's just as glorious, plus is a lot more fun to look at... especially when the booty at hand (tehe!) belongs to Jada Stevens, Buttwoman herself. Just look at that thing go! You're not getting that kind of resonance from any bell, we don't care what the alloy. Now, if only we could get a Jada Stevens in every neighborhood...

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