When The “MILF Revolution” Comes, You Will Not Be Spared

You might think this title is all hyperbole--we certainly did--but then we realized that this here is Lisa Ann's directorial debut and she's in every scene in the whole film. That sounds like a revolution to us, and not one of those fake ones attached to "The Matrix" or "Dance Dance."

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the spilled seed of tyrants and patriots! Who better to drain the masses than Lisa Ann? We can't think of a single MILF who deserves to direct more than she does, and frankly, we're surprised it's taken her this long to get behind the camera!

Then again, she's not really behind the camera at all for this movie since she fucks everyone in every gosh darn scene. It isn't enough for her to direct Capri Cavanni in the blonde's first-ever B/B/G threesome; she has to get her hands (and mouth and pussy) dirty. The few pictures we have make it look like Lisa entertains one of the cocks whilst Capri handles the other, but we're sure the veteran takes a step back and lets the boys spitroast Capri with all their might. At the very least, we know that Capri takes both loads upon her chest, and we think it's quite generous of Lisa Ann to allow this.

When Lisa pairs up with Katja Kassin, she doesn't have to advise Katja on any of the fine points of multiple cock handling, and so the feel of the scene is much different. These are independent MILFs who just happen to work together for a common goal: the draining of the dongs of Mark Wood and Mr. Pete. Do the men work together? Yes, in the sense that they doubly penetrate Katja, but we think they're driven to unite out of fear. Yea, the sight of Lisa and Katja's butts pressed together strikes terror into their hearts; ignore the smirk on Mr. Pete's face, for we know he's afraid of such a fleshy mass.

As helpful as Lisa is, and as much as she loves teaming up with other talented MILFs, there are times when she has to be greedy. She keeps Johnny Sins all to herself and fucks him until he spurts jets of hot jizz on her pillowy lips and down her breasts, knowing full well that there are other MILFs-in-waiting who would love a chance to test Johnny's junk. Or how about when Lisa is teamed up with Raquel Devine? They share Mr. Pete's pecker pretty well, up until the point when she takes it in her ass and has him unload inside it. At least she lets Raquel lick it out!

We hope that working on "MILF Revolution" inspires Lisa Ann to keep directing films, because in our experience, MILFs make marvelous directors. Of course, we hope Lisa never commits to being solely behind the camera, because we're selfish like that.

· Jules Jordan (julesjordan.com)
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