Lucy Pinder In Nuts Magazine Not Showing Her Boobs?

It'd be one thing if Nuts announced the irregularity, but no, there's nothing there! What's this about? Who approved this? Is this a forever thing? What's the antonym for toplessness? Topwithness? We are fucking disillusioned. Please don't let this be the future of lads' mags.

Lucy Pinder is a gorgeous woman and a truly pleasurable pedestal upon which we regularly rest our eyes, no matter what she is or isn't wearing. If she doesn't want to be naked, that's totally cool with us. All we want is a little warning! An explanation! Anything! Every page of her spread could be Lucy Pinder in a big sweatshirt eating cereal while flipping off the camera and we'd be happy as long as a little bubble says, "Lucy's not feeling it today. She's catching up on 'Breaking Bad.'" Instead the insert says "My bikinis always feel like they're about to snap open!" and they don't and we suffer.

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