Black Lace Lingerie Makes Us Feel Dirty

Oh, Katya Zueva, you can wash all you want but you will never forget the way your black lace panties cling to your thighs as you tug them off your body. We'd like to believe that all underwear is created equal, even though we know in our hearts it isn't true. Black lace is the Cadillac of ass crack liners.

Also, we're 75% sure that the shower picture was taken at such a moment that it looks like someone came on Katya's chest. Who really needs to get suds on their sternum? We know better than that; we know what's in your head, Lev Efimov.

· Via Fashionising (fashionising.com)