Send That Dick Through The Spin Cycle

We bet with the exactitude of this babe's reverse cowgirl rotation, this cock will somehow come out squeaky clean and fresh as a daisy. Their immediate surroundings would also probably turn into sun-dappled lavender fields, with bleached linens floating gaily in the breeze. We feel so refreshed and invigorated that whacking off in a darkened basement feels almost ethereal. But, uh, that's not what we're really doing. ...No. But if we were, more power to us.

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