A Cornfield Must Be The Worst Place To Have Sex

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Perhaps it's not as bad as, let's say, having sex in the vacuum of space, but cornfields must be in the top ten worst places to screw somebody. You could get lost, you could get covered in pests who are attracted to the crops, you could have aliens smash you while making a crop circle, and don't even get us started on the homemade corn syurp your fucking might produce.

Or you could get hit by a thresher. We didn't know people used threshers on corn, but hey, we're not agricultural experts. We're just people who have a lot of opinions about fucking in cornfields.

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