Maybe we've been going about wind power all wrong, and the answer isn't in erecting dozens of enormous, heavy windmills all over the place. Maybe we just need little batteries on Erin Heatherton's flouncy skirt that charge when the wind flashes her ass at us.
Get one of those on every skirt in America--and put some extra ones on the really active skirts of flamenco dancers and whatnot--and we'll have figured out reliable alternative energy! Also, Erin's butt is cute!
· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)