To Have And To Fist

We'd love to attend a matrimonial union that included this kind of clause... Most of the weddings we attend are so wholesome and vanilla. The only successful couples we know are the ones that carry on a vibrant life in the sack. We should just be honest and up-front about our commitments! Where are all the BDSM-themed weddings, people?

We guess it'd be weird to have Grandma and Aunt Debby sitting in the crowd as you waltz down the aisle adorned in latex, gimp masks, and rope. But whatever! If we're vowing to "love, cherish, and obey" anybody, you better believe the latter will only be in the form of sadistic roleplay. Amen!

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