“Special Delivery,” Or “Kinky’s Delivery Service”

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And just like that we realize how discomforting Studio Ghibli porn jokes are. Anyway, here we have Selena Rose as a helpful young woman who decides to take over her neighbor's delivery route, despite the fact that she can't drive and is too horny to have social graces!

Of all the reasons to be awkward, unabashed horniness is pretty good, right? At least, when you look like Selena Rose--and want to help people as much as she does--it's a good thing. We must admit that we definitely prefer the bubbly and excitable Selena over the threatening and dangerous Selena, and the former girl is shining brightly in this flick.

Just as delivery woman Ava Addams is about to make her rounds, she gets hit by Alex Gonz and his vehicle. She's fine save for a few scratches, but her neighbor Selena insists that she take the day off and let Alex take care of her. The injured party begrudgingly agrees, Selena's boyfriend makes his unemployed buddy Rob (Rob!) drive the van, and the adventure begins!

Everyone waiting for a package in the middle of the day is either a rich rockstar (like Xander Corvus, who Selena promptly mounts and mandhandles) or bored, lonely, and unemployed (wrote the blogger in his pajamas eating granola in bed), but then there's James Deen, who took the day to care for his hormone-bedazzled girlfriend, Stoya. Selena delivers him a box of "PMS pills," Stoya takes them, and then she instantly fucks James Deen's brains out. The pornographic trope of Chicks on the Rag Who Need Dick is a tiresome one, but we'll take any plot that unites the loins of Deen and [no last name given]. Tht first porno to involve andropause (and not cuckoldry) will win our hearts forever.

Meanwhile, a not-that-hurt Ava is enjoying being doted on by Alex, so they screw each other. We don't know what part of her bod was hit by the Gonzmobile, but we're trying to figure out based on how she fucks. He definitely didn't hit her breasts, what with all the titfucking. Based on the variety of ways Ava drops that ass low, we can assume that her legs are fine. This picture makes it seem like Ava's toes were run over, but then again, maybe Alex just loves to suck feet. Regardless of what Ava injured before, she's going to be sore when they're done screwing.

At the end of the day, after many people were made happy by Selena's deliveries and/or pussy, our gal comes home to her boyfriend and has a celebratory sexing with him. He, and others, assumed that Selena couldn't get the job done, but they were wrong, and Selena is going to bask in the glory of her responsibility by inhaling every last bit of Mr. Pete's cock and balls. Look at this girl go! His wang disappears down her throat, his sack is played like the bagpipes (if you're playing the bagpipes really incorrectly). And as a bonus, Pete shows us the classiest rough sex move ever: pulling someone by her pearl necklace.

We feel good about the fun and free flowing fucking going on in "Special Delivery." More importantly, we feel good that we didn't make a single package joke this entire post!

· Photos and trailer courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
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