How Come Other Dudes’ Ladies Taste So Good?

It's like when you order something at a restaurant and are thrilled to dig in -- only to see your neighbor's plate and feel the purest pangs of gustatory FOMO. Well, if this guy were your dining companion, he'd hand his dish right over and say, "Go right ahead, friend!" Hmm. We'd kind of like to take him everywhere. Sharing is caring!

We're sure he'd even let us have the tophat Monopoly piece (f those new ones!) and would let us take the window seat on the plane. He'd probably even give us his pretzels! Yeah, this dude's a keeper.

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