Daisy Leon’s Pubes Are the Window to Her Eyes

I know we're supposed to look at Daisy Leon's not-inconsiderable mass of pubic hair. After all, the movie is called "Hairy in America 5." But we couldn't stop looking at her eyes.

To its credit, this series is getting hairier. It's not like we're watching A-list porn stars who haven't shaved in a week, but women we rarely see who haven't been charged with forgoing pubes due to a rigorous porn schedule.

So what we get with Daisy Leon and partner Anthony Rosano is a couple that really makes sense. Both are very attractive, and both are—no offense intended—just a little heavier by porn standards. If I were to see them at Costco buying a job lot of California Rolls, I would think, "They're going to go home, eat those California Rolls, watch that $8.99 DVD of 'The Bourne Supremacy,' and fuck." Then I would pick someone up in the milk aisle and say, "And so are we." And then she'd say, "And so are we what? I've never met you before. Help! Police!" etc.

What I'm saying is that the light dancing in Leon's eyes—and the fact that she doesn't bother with any porny babydoll affectations—makes it OK to be hairy again.

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