Remy LaCroix Is A Sweet Snake Charmer In “The Temptation Of Eve”

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Remy plays Eve (because what else are you supposed to name a character who is tempted?), half of an unemployed couple who can only find refuge in the home of Remy's megalomaniac ex-lover. Obviously, there's some hula-hooping involved.

Is this a really cool story? Yes. (Jacky St. James, excellent as always!) Is the acting good? Top notch. Have our moral compasses been thrown off just from watching the trailer? Most definitely. But it's still a porno, you guys. There's gonna be great sex. Remy has to hula-hoop.

Eve and Danny (Tommy Pistol) have no jobs, no money, and nowhere to go, so they're staying with Brandon (Xander Corvus). Everybody knows the only thing that gets us Millennials hotter than unemployment is an awkward living situation, and Danny has no clue that Eve and Brandon used to be bedfellows! What's gonna happen to Eve? Libidinal turpitude, that's what. It starts with Eve watching Brandon bang other random ladies, like Bailey Blue and India Summer, and it gets worse when she fantasizes about Brandon whilst banging her boyfriend!

If we can place the blame anywhere, we blame the sexy book that Eve reads in the tub with wine. It's obviously "50 Shades" or some such piece of erotica, although the size of that thing makes it look like a naughty picture-book (or perhaps it's large print "50 Shades"). Next thing you know, there she is with Brandon's head between her thighs and a blindfold on her face. And that tie very much supports our "50 Shades" theory.

What will our dear Eve do? And why is Xander Corvus so good at being evil? We're going to purchase "The Temptation of Eve" solely because we like the way he calls Remy "honey." That, and all the sex and the hula-hooping.

· Photos and trailer courtesy of New Sensations (newsensations.com)
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