“Lesbian Office Seductions 9”: Lean In When You’re Eating Pussy

Ladies in the business world have it rough, generally speaking, and it only gets worse when sex enters the equation. Imagine that you and a rival are both vying for a promotion, desperately trying to impress your boss, and you're the only employee who hasn't made the supervisor squirt in the break room. And it's Monday.

"Lesbian Office Seductions" has its fair share of rivalries and subterfuge-fueled fucking, but at least everybody is getting laid. That means sex is kind of useless as a weapon, and best of all, everybody is flooded with orgasm endorphins during business hours!

Kimberly Kane is a hotshot agent who works in Justine Joli's talent stable, and everybody in the office knows she got everything she has by sleeping her way to the top. We think it's appropriate that the two most powerful figures in this sex-based company are played by Kimberly and Justine, for they are fuckers of the highest caliber. Though most of the pictures show Kimberly tongue-bathing Justine, the boss lady knows how to reciprocate--perhaps Justine secured her position by eating out an even bigger boss, and her boss did the same, and so on, going all the way to the president (who, in this universe, is also a woman.)

Given this precedent for haphazard screwing around, it makes sense that Kimberly would send her trusted assistant, Maddy O'Reilly, to secure a deal with musical ingenue Raven Rockette. Raven's contract sits patiently on the desk whilst Maddy bangs out the fine details, but they both know that they'll shake hands after they're done mashing their vulvas together. Could there be other agencies looking to sign Raven? Did they send hot girls to trib with her as well? If they didn't, that was their first mistake. Nothing lets an artist know that her future is secure quite like a agency rep who can scissor her so hard she becomes one with the couch.

Meanwhile, Kimberly's rivals are trying to steal clients right out from under her nose (er, labia?) with some fancy fucks of their own: Tanya Tate tries to get in Adrianna Luna's pants (and percentages) whilst Skin Diamond does the same to Celeste Star! Will these thieving tribadists succeed? Yeah, obviously. Although Tanya is the one trying to get loyalty out of Adrianna, Adrianna is the more voracious and clit-hungry of the two, and she allows Tanya to use her face like a rollercoaster. We guess Adrianna is more of a giver than a taker! And as far as Skin Diamond goes, no woman can resist a gal who posts up for high-fives with her feet mid-scissor. We would high-five the fuck out of that foot.

Can the ladies of "Lesbian Office Seductions 9" earn any real money when all they do is go around, stealing each other's clients and sucking their way to power? Probably. Maybe they operate like Goldman Sachs shuffling all that aluminum around to raise can prices; every lick leads to another coin in their coffer.

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