A Pageant Of Dildos

Why, looky here: we've all found ourselves in the position of judge as this assemblage of beauty queens parades before us. There's only one category here, though, but it's a real doozy. It's masturbation!

We can't help but pretend this was a real category in the Miss Universe pageant or what-have-you. We just can't. We're sure you're used to our proclivities though.

· Russian home video of game with the vibrator (xtube.com)