Casey’s “Dear Diary” Falls Into The Wrong Hands, Vaginas, Etc.

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When people get ahold of your written diary, it's an automatic disaster; they'll read it and learn all the crazy stuff you really think about them. When Casey Calvert's friends get their hands on her video diary, all they do is film themselves fucking with it. That's not so bad, actually!

What's the worst that could happen? Somebody mean uploads it all online? Well, California is working to make "revenge porn" illegal, so that's a deterrent. Casey's secrets don't get plundered, and her personal journal becomes collaborative. Yay for art!

What prompts Casey to pick the camera in the first place? She's moving and she wants to record this special day for all time because she's a sentimental sweetheart. Whilst packing up, she creeps into Rilynn Rae's room and spies her having sex with her boyfriend. Oops! Sort of! Rilynn knows she can bang her boy whenever she wants, so she hops off his wang and spends a little quality time with Casey; one thing leads to another, emotional confessions lead to more emotions, and suddenly Casey's shorts are down around her ankles as she frantically fingers Rilynn. The same thing happens when Casey goes to bid her other roomie, Danny Mountain, a fond farewell: emotions, kissing, huge cock riding. Why didn't Casey do this sort of stuff earlier?

Fortunately, her new roommates behave pretty much the same way! While Casey is unpacking, BiBi Jones swipes her camera and uses it to film a poolside sex scene with James Deen. In order to cover her tracks, BiBi hands it off to Jesse Jane, who then films a fuck with Michael Vegas. Michael, by the way, has sideburns that are soon to turn into muttonchops, and we really hope he goes all the way and grows a mustache to connect that shit. (Be brave, Vegas!) Then Chad White, the only honest roommate in the house, returns the camera to Casey and welcomes her into the fold by getting all up in her folds. He's all like, "Your throat is this house and my wang is you and you are so welcome in this house."

In the end, Casey's "Dear Diary" has turned into an Exquisite Corpse of carnal artistry! This is easily the best moving day we've ever heard of, and we wish we hadn't just signed a new lease on our old apartment.

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