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Learn About It: Smut Cravings State By State

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CountryWideNastyPornHub recently released a bunch of data about user visit durations and search keywords, and now it's an interactive infographic! Answer us: what kind of porn does your home state crave? How long does it take coastal masturbators to get off? Why is everybody obsessed with creampies?

PornHub released this infographic and then a kind redditor turned it into a second infographic, but they're essentially the same. The image above only shows one portion of the info available, but the full infographic tells you the top three search terms for each state, and nearly all of them include "creampies." Seriously.

Other things we've noticed...

· West Coast folk (and Hawaiians) seem to enjoy Asian porn the most; Southerners want ebony porn more than the rest of the country. What does this say about America?

· Anita Queen is the only person to appear in the search terms, and that's all thanks to Nevada's obsession with her.

· Creampies appear in almost every state's top search terms, but the center of the country reps them the hardest. We now insist that middle America be called "The Creampie Belt."

· Southerners spend more time looking at porn than anybody else, although Hawaii holds second place behind Mississippi on the duration breakdown.

· Rarities: "Smoking" and "brcc" (backroom casting couch) only appear in Wyoming, "bbw" is only found in West Virginia.

· Not pictured: Hawaii and Alaska are missing from one of the infographics, but in case you're curious, Hawaiians want "Asian," "Hawaii," and "creampies," while Alaskans pine for "compilation," "POV," and "creampies." So many creampies!

And don't forget to compare this information to the interactive map put out by PornMD!

· Learn about America: Infographic 1 and Infographic 2 (public.tableausoftware.com)
· Story via The Daily Dot (dailydot.com)