Hannah Wants You To Play With Her Banana

August 29, 2013
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

You think you can just hop in the pool with Hannah Martin and spank her bikinied butt? Heck naw. If you want to play, you have to climb the ladder of sexually suggestive objects. First you play with the straw in your drink, then you manhandle her banana, eventually you tickle some beach balls, and then, maybe, you can braid Hannah's hair.

There are forty-three steps on the ladder before you get to spanking, but trust us: what you learn on each rung will benefit you once your palm is whizzing through the air.

· Watch Hannah at Front TV (frontarmy.com)