Babe-Tongue, Meet Babe-Ass

We knew you all would get along! Look at you hitting it off, whispering sweet nothings and telling secrets like a couple of romantic lovers. Asses love hearing sweet nothings, by the way, if you didn't already know. Especially the kind of sweet nothing punctuated by some delving licks from a warm and lovely tongue. Sheesh, we wanna get in on this conversation. Where's our Cyrano de Bergerac??

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