We could spend some time solid couch-time with Aria Salazar. And if the cable's out and PBS is showing yet another re-run of Antiques Roadshow, well, we can just flip that shit off and make our own kind of entertainment. Aria's slender fingers feeling out that delicate puss... Huh. We might go to some extreme measures to make sure the cable never returns. If you see us clipping random cables on our rooftop, just... just turn the other way (or peek inside our window; damn!)
[Let Aria make you happy in "Hot Butter Toffee" from Babes.com. Have a GIF you'd like to see us feature? Email us!]