Who Needs Sanitizer When You’ve Got Helen?

We're always forgetting our stupid thingie of hand sanitizer whenever we need it -- what if we want to be squeaky clean for choosing some produce, or rubbing our eye, or getting ready to eat a sandwich? Well, if we had this lovely babe Helen with us, our scrubbing woes would be solved. We'd give her the fingerblast of a lifetime, and get all the ablution we need. Plus, it would imbue our produce or face or sandwich with that luscious lady-flavor, and that's all the better for a sick F like us.

[Get drenched with Helen in Public Pickups, from Mofos Worldwide. Have a GIF you'd like to see us feature? Email us!]