What Happens When Madonna And Terry Richardson Get Together?

Given that Madonna is the woman who invented sex, and Terry Richardson is the man who invented photographing sex (that's how it happened, right?), we'd expect that when they get together, they synergistically fuse into some kind of erotic photography Voltron.

And between Madge's amazing cleavage, and her butt that--even at fifty-five!--has yet to quit, it's quite an impressive result. But are we wrong for wanting, well, maybe a little more? Madonna, Terry: you're two of the leading names in sexy photographs. Shouldn't you, well, be coming up with some sort of erotic amazingness the likes of which we can't even imagine?

Maybe they did shoot that, and are holding on to it for some yet to be announced project? We can only hope, guys. We can only hope.

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