Lovin’ All In The Couch

When folks are all wanting to max hang in the living room, we recommend instructing guests to leave their clothes by the door (like people do with shoes). And instead of laying everything out all cozy with blankets, switch 'em for small, strategically placed towels. We think you'll find this subliminal decor will have guests quickly boning and remarking at your thoughtfulness.

Because if everyone's all comfy, no one wants to get up to grab a cum rag. The little towels are basically Martha Stewart-level party hosting. So next time you have your friends over, make little place cards, set up your camera, leave some origami-ed towels, and the rest of the party will happen on its own, we swear.

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