Hold Us Closer, Tiny Pole Dancer

But don't be misled -- Jenni Lee is tiny, indeed, but this pole she's workin' is massive. We can't say that we know the physics or logistics behind how such a seemingly infeasible act could happen, but we do know we have a boner. And hey, when it comes to huge-ass dicks and little chicks, we don't need to know the science. We just go with our feelings. And our feelings tell us to touch ourselves. Whatever, can't argue with instinct! (In this case at least).

[Experience Jenni's work firsthand at Dirty Masseur, via Reddit. Have a GIF you'd like to see us feature? Email us!]