The Winning Ways Of Danny Wylde: A Rowdy Retrospective

As most of you likely know, Danny Wylde is one of our absolute hands-down favorite gentlemen of the pornosphere. His intelligence, his well-spokenness, his gender-bending fuckstyles, his heartmelting smile, his general all-around good guy-edness has had us swooning for years. And, as many of you likely know, our beloved bangfriend has exited the industry for medical reasons (read about it in his own words). But, when a door closes a window opens, and instead of lamenting the fact that we'll not be seeing his fly-ass cock in action, we will wait with bated breath for his next inspiring adventure.

Now, naturally, there's not much to not like about Danny. But, one of the reasons why he has such dedicated devotees is simple -- dude can really rail. In straight-up straight sex, this guy can pound like a living embodiment of our happiest boning fantasies.

Here he is doggy-doing the MILFtastic Magdalene St. Michaels. And though we're sure she's been around the block, from the looks of it Danny delivers -- he makes bent-over banging on the bed fresh and new again!

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He's also not afraid to get a little rough, which is one of our favorite banging qualities of his (and any potential partners, *wink*!). Here we take a look at him dip his toes in with Asphyxia Noir and Jessie Lee.

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And basically, well, just because, we're including this adorable clip of Danny with Ash Hollywood to round out our mainstream crush contingent. If we saw a reflection of us getting boned by Sir Wylde, we'd kiss it too.

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But, on the flipside, the fellow is no stranger to the hallowed hallways of the Kink armory in San Francisco. Danny's in tune with his devilish side, and can slam up a wicked storm -- even with tons of pervy eyes watching over it all.

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And, on the alternate flipside, he's not afraid to get totally dominated in a very serious way. We'd be quaking in our boots at the hands of beloved mistress Bobbi Starr, but Danny manages to get it done. And with his face! Be still, our heart and loins.

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But aha! As we mentioned in our initial gushings about the man, there are the gender-bending fuckstyles. That's truly one of our favorite features of a performer, and really gets us giddy. In Dana Vespoli's latest, Girl/Boy, which explores the outer bounds of "straight", Danny and Veruca James engage in some pretty provoking playing around.

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We'd like to nominate our booty for next in line on the slaptrain, too. But we digress. Danny is also not afraid to approach the hetero fence and leap right over. And that, friends, is the real moneyshot, the most elusive of attributes of dudes in the wild, and makes us melt into a love-eyed puddle on the floor. Sigh.

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But we suppose we'll try to scrape ourselves back together so we can see what comes next in the world of Wylde (aka Christopher Zeischegg). No matter what he gets up to, you, dear readers, will be sure to find us elbows-deep in it. Let us end with one last fangirl valediction: WE LOVE YOU SOMETHIN' FIERCE, DANNY WYLDE.