Morning Wood: Jessica Alba Does What She Does Best

· Jessica Alba goes back to work, which basically just means standing around and looking really hot. Stand back ... she's a professional! (egotastic.com)

· Meanwhile, Kate Middleton gets over her breakup with Prince William by letting photographers aim their cameras up her skirt. Hey, it worked for Britney. (celebpixx.blogspot.com)

· German researchers discover that sexual frustration is a vicious downward cycle that leads directly to your parent's basement. (spiegel.de)

· Helpful tourist maps will show you where to find the local shrine to the Virgin Mary, and also where to pick up some lube and condoms for the ride home. Just because she was a virgin, doesn't mean you have to be. (reuters.com)

· How do baseball pitchers get rewarded for their first Major League win? Nude locker room hugs, of course. Those road trips can get lonely sometimes. (sfgate.com)

· A Swedish college student gets reprimanded by her university for posing nude in a magazine, so turns the whole school into even higher authorities. Wait, you can do that? (upi.com)

· Adult company Private Media reports that 50% of its sales now come from "new media." Uh, isn't that supposed to mean the interweb or something? (avn.com)

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