Buttplug Wars: Which Bush Goes Up Your Butt?

Who knew that anyone could get so worked up over a buttplug? It seems that in the crazy, cutthroat world of anal sex toys, there are two competing plug makers who have been inspired by the visage of our forty-third president, but despite the fact that this dilemma has plagued shoppers for months, they've just now discovered each other ... and the lube has hit the fan. Because this is America, there have already been threats of lawsuits, cease and desist notices, and even claims of copyright violation—although we're guessing that if anyone owns the right to make an anal insertion device featuring the smiling image of George W. Bush, it's probably the big guy himself. The Supreme Court has not yet ruled on whether anything we post here is legally binding, but we declare that in a time of war, it's silly to fight over who created what buttplug first. Surely there are enough people out there who want to stick the President's head where the sun don't shine, that no behind has to be left ... behind. Let's have a bi-partisan buttplug initiative so we can finally build that bridge to the thousand points of light. Or whatever.

· George Bush Buttplug Wars? + Bushplug Cease and Desist Order!! (terrorsuspect.com)
· Tush VS. Bush (celebritybuttplugs.com)

Previously: Sex Toy of the Week: George Bush Butt Plug, Celebrity Butt Plugs