Wanted: Leather Loveseat W/ Threesome

So we were trawling Craigslist lookin' to score some bargain homegoods and maybe find our long lost missed connection -- and, what do you know? We found both. No, but seriously, imagine reading the listing for this: pre-loved leather loveseat, good condition, comes with two babes and dude actually currently engaged in some smutty-ass lovin' right now.

Yeah, we'd jet on over to the U-Haul depot, grab ourselves a 14-footer (we want plenty of room for this), sweep everything out of our living room, and set this bad boy up. We don't care if they obstruct our view of TV. We'll deal.

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