MS Paint Porn: Take A Break From The Sexy

It's not a serious concern around the Fleshbot offices, but ever-lingering in the back of our minds is what might happen when cold showers no longer affect us, when the whiskey and cheese doodles no longer dull the senses long enough to let the interns slip from our groping hands long enough to get posts published, and when imagining Judith Regan naked no longer works to help us keep the weight off. But now, we have the frighteningly unsexy work of MS Paint fetish shut-ins to use as a last resort for each of these doomsday scenarios. When in need of instant anesthesia for libido or hunger, simply soak up the pubic hair rendered in Microsoft Paint, bitmap blowjobs and pixel pussies on offer in the MS Paint Porn galleries. You can thank us later. -V. Blue

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