Morning Wood: Lucy Pinder Plays It Both Ways

· Despite all the handwriting and dire warnings, sex trafficking did not rise in Germany during last year's World Cup tournament, proving once and for all that soccer is the only thing in the world more important than sex. (iht.com)

· After giving up the goods a while back, Lucy Pinder's hands are once again covering her breasts in her latest lad mag appearance. We're not sure why she's getting all coy again, though we probably wouldn't be able to keep our hands off our boobs either if we were her. (toxicmagazine.com)

· A library in Vienna has started an erotica hotline to raise money ... one sexy minute at a time. (yahoo.com)

· Naked News finds some new naked anchors. Now what were you saying about there being some kind of trouble in the Middle East? (news.com.au)

· Oddly enough, some people don't like it when you portray their goddesses and national icons in nude paintings. Touchy, touchy. (thestar.co.za)

· Censors in Vietnam are apparently not big fans of breasts. Of course, if it weren't for naked boobs they'd be out of a job. (vietnamnet.vn)

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