Random Deviant Sex Act Generator: Laotian Onion Blossoms, Anyone?

By this point we expect our exceptionally erudite audience to be less than amused by such infantile gross-out jokes as the Dutch Oven or Cleveland Steamer; surely our collective sensibilities are more attuned to more sophisticated globally-inspired humor by now? Enter this random phrase generator, which is good for at least thirty seconds worth of mild chuckles as you try to determine whether things like the "Kuwaiti Citrus Squeezer" and the "Panamanian Brownie Pan" sound more like unfathomably kinky sex acts or products that somehow never made it into the Williams-Sonoma catalogue, depending how dirty-minded you are; there's even a space where you can describe what the practice might involve, though no one seems to have risen to the challenge yet. Still, might the next Dirt Pipe Milkshake be lurking somewhere in the filthy cupboard of Azerbaijani Sandwich Makers and Scottish Jelly Roll Pans? That's up to you, erudite reader, to decide.

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