Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Incognito Tickling Dust Brush

Just as Carrot Top can make any household object seem funny, Grrltoyz'/Topco's Incognito Tickling Dust Brush seems to be one of those marital aids that might have begun life as ... oh, I don't know, a regular dust brush until someone thought: "Let's paint it pink and use it with the vagina."

There are other differences which we will enumerate after the gap, but remember: this is just one more way that, in the future, Everything Will Be Sexy^TM. - GP

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Just last night, Tony Soprano said of Christopher's non-alcoholic beer, "Never filling, and tastes like ass!" This is always my objection to powders, unguents, jellies, vapors, sprays, essences, goops, sauces, shmears, butters, spreads, oils, and dusts that one applies to areas someone's going to put his/her mouth on anyway; "Great! Now your pussy tastes like Tang got spilled on your pussy."

The real value our subject found in this device was the filament-tipped vibrator.

"The brush end was a different feeling from other vibrators," she said. She also liked that, save for the relentless pinkness of the wand, the ITDB looked like something she indeed would carry in the larger of her purses.

"I don't know about the (supplied) powder, though," she said. "I don't have any trouble getting eaten out by my girlfriend without any - "

" - Artificial flavoring?" I suggested.

"Yeah."

"But you did use the powder?" I asked (when I get a marital aid for the Test Kitchen, it is always tested on a human being, but not always, sadly, with me in the room).

"Oh yeah, we used the powder," she said. "She said it was like eating out the Kool-Aid guy's wife. Who's that? Dig' Em?"

"That was Sugar Smacks."

"Sugar Smacks. Oh yeah."

· Incognito Tickling Dust Brush (edenfantasys.com)
· Topco (topcosales.us)

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Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive