Masturbation Piece Theater

"That's me, isn't it? The one with the very large breasts," asks Michelle Dockery on Conan. The redheaded, and -cheeked, host then puts a finger on the box of the DVD parody of Downton Abbey, aptly called Down on Abby, and the camera zooms into the cleavage. That's the moment when the rise of the popular BBC drama is forever eclipsed by the juggernaut of sex. Nothing can stand in it's way, and why would you want to?

A costume drama has no defense against the uncostumed penetration of hardcore sex. And English titles are null and void against such names like , the star of this no-holes-barred look at the upstairs and downstairs of English gentry and the ladies who serve them. We've never been a fan of Masterpiece-like Theater productions, but this is more of a Masturbation Piece and that's the kind of theater of the absurd that we like in our pants.

Is the parody any good? What kind of a question is that? Oh, we asked it. Anyway, who cares. There are naked ladies offering their English roses to be plucked by the thorny pricks of their well-endowed lovers. This is an improvement over a soap opera where people talk funny and spell English words wrong. The sun may never set on the English empire, but Neilsen ratings are going down as the porn parody gets viewers up. For once you go sex, you never go back.

Via: TeamCOCO