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We have to admit there may be something to this top-level lust list. Why bother even digging in to the links? Think about it for a moment. We live in fast times. We multitask. There is precious little time to get done with the many responsibilities that are required of us. Who has time to slow down to masturbate?

Now sex is as easy as a key-stroke. Easier, in that it's not even your key-stroke, but others, which provides you with a voyeuristic pleasure better than a hole to leer into the women's showers at the gym. The overwhelming nature of being flooded with the sexual desires of all Internet users is enough to make us come just by thinking about it.

Be honest, the brain is the sexiest organ, so use it. You may not even need your hands any more, not once we evolve into bodiless beings of purse sex.