Russian Bare

Who won the Cold War? Ronald Reagan may have asked that the Berlin Wall be torn down, but that only sent an army of hot behind-the-Iron-Curtain-hotties over-running the west. We lost by winning. Then there are the Winter Olympics, where we got our asses handed to us. And now there's Russian Vogue with its topless fashion spread featuring top model Anja Rubik.

This Rubik is no cube, but a blonde bombshell that goes off in our pants. The shrapnel is wet and gooey and warm, only it doesn't injure, but pleasure. Oh, you clever Russians! This Russian bare looks stylish in her wardrobe, but even more fashionable when the top slips off a bit to show off her nips. A full-busted lust-maker, we wish communism was never defeated, because then we could all share the wealth of Anja's ample assets.

How come our fashion rags only tease when the Russian versions deliver the goods, hot and fresh? Sure, it's cold in Russia. They need something to keep them warm through the night. But what about us? We have urges, too, you know. We have needs. Give us a copy of that magazine and leave us alone for a couple minutes, we have some deep thinking to do.

Ah, that's better. All's well now. We can live and love together. Oh, by the way, we soiled ourselves. Do you know of a good dry cleaner who can get out a bad wet spot?

Via Egotastic