Lea Michele, Hippie

We are filled with Glee that Fox TV star Lea Michele has opened the door ever so slightly to skin with her photo spread by noted pervert Terry Richardson in an upcoming issue of V. She only shows off her hips, but we think hips are like the Rodney Dangerfield of body parts. They get no respect.

Sure, it would be nice to balance the meaty curve of the hip with a nipple from an accompanying breast or the crack from the mooned ass or even the coifed pelt of a hairy beaver. But why turn down a perfectly good piece of meat just because you're a glutton for self-punishment?

In our humble opinion, the hip is hip. If you've ever had the good fortune to grab a handful of a woman's hip and use it like rungs to pull yourself up the ladder of her body until you fit just rightly inside of her, then you'll agree that this is an essential part of the whole arousal process. Hips are the fuel that drives the mechanics of fornication, and don't you forget it!

Plus, the dark-haired lust object that is Lea has fine hips. When she pulls down her outfit just enough to expose those milky mounds to the air, we have to catch our breath at the beauty of it all. There's gold in dem dare hills! And if you're anything like us, you like those prospects.

Via Egotastic