Rihanna Clubbing Topless

We want to personally nominate Rihanna's wardrobe coach for a job well done.

The famous singer is back on topless again, hitting the nightclubs and drinking, dancing and just having a good time. She's letting it all hang out.

That brings us back to her wardrobe coach, who rightly set out to make the arousing beauty an eyeful not to be outdone by other party girls. She does this simply and elegantly by removing any obstacles between Rihanna and her lucky charms.

Those charming items are, of course, her lungs, which have vaulted her to musical stardom and given us a great beat we can beat-off to. Now, until she wears X-ray images of her canaries we'll have to settle for this see-through mesh top. It leaves little to the imagination, which is good, as we're not very imaginative. We're more visual thinkers, and Rihanna gives us a lot to look at.

All we ask is that the next time she out, literally, like this, we're given some moving pictures to see how those girls handle the sound system. We bet it's booming, and her breasts are bouncing, and we want to follow them anywhere.

Via Taxi Driver Movie