Personal Porn

Welcome narcissistics to the next stage in your love affair with yourself: personalized porn. According to ABC News, newlyweds are thinking of new and improved ways to make that special day last forever. Sure, they have pictures, dried flowers, bands of gold to look at every day on their fingers, even a frozen piece of wedding cake to de-thaw and remember the sweet times.

But there's always been one event kept private, where the happy couple get to share the happy ending of their nuptials. That has been the wedding bed, which was always a space of lore and wonder. Well, the curtain is being raised and the emperor has no clothes, neither do the bride and groom, though the film crew does.

Yes, we said film crew (actually, we wrote that). Having your wedding night immortalized in photos both moving and still is something that you can use to remember the passion after the body has grown old and tired. But it's not just for weddings. Couples are documenting every aspect of their lives online, why not sex.

Yes, that's right, people are sharing their most intimate moments on websites such as MakeLoveNotPorn.com where they can get off on the exhibitionism of having others see them naked and fucking, as well as pick up some cash at the same time.

How this differs from any amateur site on the Internet, well, ABC didn't pose that question, a personal failure on their part. Maybe they should post some videos online.

Via ABC News