Foreskin or Against?

Adam and Eve are the nation's go-to sex shop, selling everything a couple needs to cover, coat and corral themselves in the act of sex. But this company is not merely a retailer of goods, but serves a statistical purpose, too, as they recently proved by publishing an informal survey of women and penises—specifically, do you like yours with a little on top or not.

According to Adam and Eve (full press release linked below), "Over 54% of the women polled said they prefer a circumcised penis, followed by 33% who had no preference. Only 3% of the female respondents said they prefer an uncircumcised penis. And nearly 10% of the women refused to answer."

We're surprised the "refused to answer" number isn't higher. Maybe it's a statistical error. We know when we stop women on the street they refuse to talk about penises with us. And what about the number of women who slapped the question-taker? No data on that figure was released.

"Circumcision is largely a cultural choice," says Dr. Kat Van Kirk, resident sexpert for AdamAndEve.com. "With circumcision prevalent in the U.S. (as well as the Muslim world, Africa and Israel), many American women have never been exposed to an uncircumcised penis."

That reminds us of a joke. Did you hear about the mohel who made a wallet out of the used foreskins leftover after he performed the bris? If you rub the wallet it becomes a suitcase.

Via Adam and Eve