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If you had a pussy, you'd pound it in the morning, you'd pound it in the evening, all over this land. Wouldn't you? We would. But we, sadly, don't have a pussy. Luckily we do have broadband and a laptop that's getting harder to hold on our lap because of the hardness of our penis beneath it.

What to do? Well, our girl here gives us some pointers. She's playing with herself, why don't we? Sound advice. We'll take it from here.

Wait, do you mind if we jerk it together? That would be nice. Communal, even. We'd be like dirty hippies and free sex, though my Internet provider charges a sum for monthly usage. So much for the pipe dreams of the 1960s, man.

We're having a pipe wet dream, ourselves, as we get hard and she gets wet. It's the perfect combination, like peanut butter and chocolate. It tastes great!

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