Bikini Went a-Courtney Stodden, Mmm-mmm

She's famous or infamous for marrying older actor Doug Hutchison when she was only 16, but one look at the pictures of the top-heavy Courtney Stodden parading in a barely there bikini by the sea and you'll have to agree that tit for tat she's worth a band of gold.

If she's what they mean by ball-and-chain, then lock us up! The calisthenics she performs on the surf will get sand in your pants, so take them off. You'll have a better view that way.

Did you know she's a vegetarian? That's right, she doesn't eat meat. Well, we'll have to ask Hutchison about that. Maybe she just doesn't eat anything with a face. A penis is a faceless head, right? Anyway, she might be a vegetarian, but we hope she doesn't mind us playing with our meat.

Via Egotastic